Widow-makers
The hanging stem of the black cherry (Prunus serotina) was taken care of. I used a pole pruner to cut the grape vines I could reach. I used the chainsaw to do a little more cutting. I used a tow-strap to yank it down (Thanks Sam!!!).
1970s CEO Office Org Chart
It looks like it also served as an attendance chart. Perhaps the square covered a black background or the tab was flipped around. If the person did not up (or the position was not filled) it showed black.
That is very 2020s, i.e. Visual Management. And it did not require that he log onto a computer to see where things were going to be spicy that day.
Bees
I drove to The Property that I am managing by way of a different route. I saw a sign where somebody claimed to be a Bee-keeper. I called the number on the sign.
He was not home. He was picking up his wife at a local airport.
He was not interested in putting a beehive in the orchard. He lost 15 colonies over the winter.
"No problem. It didn't cost me anything to ask." I said.
Then he asked me where I was.
I told him the property was about a mile west of his home-base. That got his attention. Beekeepers attend to their hives about once very two weeks. Having hives close enough to visit but far enough away that they are not competing with their home-hives is a good thing.
"Tell me a little bit more about your property" he encouraged me.
"Small orchard. Lots of goldenrod in the fall. A little bit of Autumn Olive. A Black Locust grove about 3/8 of a mile away..." and then he was very interested.
If I read the tea-leaves right, he will be dropping off a few "trap hives" and positioning them to (hopefully) capture some swarms to build his business back up. With bee packages running about $150, he doesn't have to collect very many swarms to make parking some of his empty hive-bodies on The Property worth his while.
What do I expect out of it? Good Karma. Beekeepers are super-connectors. They talk to everybody. If we work out a deal that is mostly to his advantage (say a quart of honey for every swarm he collects off The Property) then word will get around that I am a "good guy".
That may sound weird to an urban person. But a "good guy" is not targeted by rural yutes for harassment. They pick "Ass-holes" and "Pr!cks of misery" to be the targets of donuts on lawns, water balloons filled with herbicide, road-kill bouquets for the dog to roll in, security lights getting shot-out and other rural fun. Getting labeled as a "good guy" by one of the local gray-beards is partial shielding from the normal wild-oats sowing, shielding that cannot be purchased with money.
I planted the last tree for 2025 over at Southern Belle's
It was a grafted, Illinois Everbearing Mulberry that is an honest 10' tall (12' if you include roots). I can hear Erin chuckling..."Yeah, last tree. I heard that before". Erin is one of my plant-junkie friends.
I like moving mulberry trees. The roots are fleshy and easy to cut. The recover well from transplanting as long as they get a good drink of water afterward.
Burning the lacquer off of "tin" cans
The hot-ticket for direct planting of nuts like pecans or acorns where squirrels are an issue is to protect the nut with a tin-can. The bottom of the can is cut with an "X" and the points of the "X" pushed outwards. Dig the hole. Position the nut. Add another inch or two of dirt. Push the tin-can over the dirt/nut. Cover with more dirt.The squirrel, smelling the nut, will attempt to dig up the nut but will be stymied by the sharp points-and-edges and the small opening. The sprouting that arises from the nut will be funneled through the opening in the "bottom" (but now top) of the can.
The problem is that the plastic coating on the metal prevents the can from rusting. It can cause the can to last long enough to girdle the young tree.
The solution is to toss the can into a fire long enough to burn the coating off of the steel. To you, the picture might look like a bunch of burnt, tin-cans. To me it looks like the start of a forest of pecan trees.
Watching prices with interest
I laid in a six-month-supply of coffee yesterday. It cost $22, which is 10 "cheap" coffees at Starbucks (without the tip). A couple of years ago it cost $15 for the same amount of coffee.
I also shopped 5000BTU window air conditioners. I was surprised that the prices seemed almost reasonable. I assume that the big-box stores are selling out of existing, pre-tariff inventory and not pricing for full replacement-cost.
That suggests that either the management is incompetent or that they don't expect the high prices to be permanent.
There was a larger range of prices than usual. Walmart's least expensive unit was a Midea (made in China) at $159, Lowes $159, Amazon $145, Menards $128 *after rebate. Of course, it could be management reacting to the different range of exposure to tariffs on Chinese manufactured goods. Manufacturers with more exposure have more risk and are likely to adjust prices more quickly.
Trap hives, swarm catchers, 'nuke' or nuclease hives they are sometimes called. Springtime is when healthy hives try to swarm. The queen leaves and starts a new colony somewhere else with half of the bees from the hive. I got a swarm-call from TN National golf course last week! If you can catch or coax the queen into your swarm catcher, you may have just gotten some free bees! Beekeepers will try to place traps strategically in areas they think may attract a swarm. Rural orchards with lots of forage nearby are great places! I bet that beek is hoping to catch a swarm.
ReplyDeleteInteresting bit about rusty tin cans and nut trees. Are you making notes for a check and tin snip as needed in a few years? That and keeping the bare foot folks aware of that tin can field as erosion can leave that anti-squirrel defense open to wayward feet.
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly sure all window AC units come from China or at best assembled here with "foreign parts" aka China. A shipping "issue" like the COVID supply chain problems that left so many 99% finished trucks awaiting their chips maybe nearby.
I love the tin can idea and will definitely use that. I tried to start a walnut plot but the squirrels got them all.
ReplyDeleteI think I’ll put a wood stake by each can to help keep wayward feet away.
Thats ironic. Around here the squirrels plant the hickory and walnuts for us!
DeleteHow did you teach the squirrels to plant the nuts in rows with the proper spacing?
DeleteIn our case we grub out the walnuts and eat 'em. Fair trade for the hazelnuts the little blighters steal.
Delete6 months of coffee for $22? That is.....interesting.
ReplyDeleteThat value of coffee would last about a week here at the B compound....
Great Value (Walmart house-brand) Instant, 12 oz which is advertised as enough for 180 cups at a cost of $7.24. I bought three of them.
DeleteI hope I never utter those words.
ReplyDeleteI pray on my last day on earth, I plant a tree.
Remember it's not hoarding if it's plants.
ERJ - Your continued review of that photo is fascinating. You are right: he could have done everything we do now without a computer and been equally as successful.
ReplyDeleteI am trying to make analog more of a practice in my life. Would that it becomes a general practice as well.
Coffee - Increase in price is probably not solely due to any potential tariff issues; supply is always a factor from year to year. At this point in my life, I am have less coffee per day but buy from small roasters. Life is too short to drink average coffee.
While I do enjoy a nice cup of local roasted coffee (mostly to support the local coffee house) now and then I do enjoy a nice cup of fresh brewed Maxwell house or BJ's hazelnut coffee.
ReplyDeleteLaughing, I've served "Fancy Coffee" with the opened bag out there for my local coffee guy to see and it was great coffee. Really it was Maxwell house...
I love how long the best buy is on sealed ground coffees. It's easy to get a year plus ahead and not find your "old" coffee less than great.
I was out in one of my barns a few days ago looking at a beehive I haven't use in about 30 years because I couldn't keep the bears out of it wondering if I should try again. Later that day my neighbor was here complaining about because a bear got in his garbage can after he put it out for the garbage truck. Guess not. Maybe next year. ---ken
ReplyDeleteAround here in NH black bears are pretty common. I've had one looking in my back door last fall. Startled my wife.
DeleteKeeping critters and bees, I've been taught that Bears can be trained. Problem is they FORGET their training when they hibernate. So, we put a slice of raw bacon on our live electric fence.
Locally when we have coffee in the spring neighbors let each other know when they find a pile of bear scat where the bacon was.
Bears ignore electric fences UNLESS they get a mouthful of electrified bacon. Then they stay away from the fence.
Just remember that that fence must stay HOT and ever spring you have to retrain the local bear.
I've not had my chicken house, nor my feed shed bear mauled for well over a decade except one day when I failed to have the fence HOT and went to the hardware store for parts.
Great tip! Thanks. ---ken
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